Miley and her new low! I thought she hit rock bottom already! EXPLICIT MATERIAL (PARENTAL ADVISORY)!!!!!

 Little people dressed as a confused Britney 

Spears, stuck somewhere in the middle of

the Baby One More Time andOops I Did it 

Again eras. Only Miley could think up this kind of

 crazy.

 Making sure all eyes are on her… behind.

If you look beyond the hand over on the crotch

 and the creepy facial expression, you’ll see that

 Miley is sporting a marijuana print leotard, which

 is kind of amazing, until you remember she’s 

glorifying drug use.

 Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, WHAT? WHO? WHY is 

that giant purple monkey doing that?! And 

more to the point - why does that girl seem to

 be enjoying it?!

 These wonky grillz seem to be her accessory of

 choice recently, with buck-toothed selfies 

popping up all overMiley’s Insty.

 The inventor of the foam finger, Steve Chmelar

 was reportedly left outraged after Miley violated 

his creation while on stage at the VMAs. “She 

took an honourable icon that is seen in sporting 

venues everywhere and degraded it,” he whinged

 at the time. Best avert your eyes now then, tevie.

And as a further kick in the teeth for him...

Age restriction guidelines for the shows on Ticketmaster state that only over 14s are allowed in the standing area, while under 14s must be accompanied by an adult. Yep, under 14s will be seeing this.

Obviously Robin Thicke was busy…

Riding a giant hot dog suddenly seems pretty mundane and normal.

What better way to enter the show than down her own, infamous, perma-waggling tongue?

Rocking black, skunk lined chaps, Miley mounts the leg of what appears to be a giant polar bear in another crazy theme from her Bangerz tour.

Because, what else would you want on your t-

shirt other than your own, massive face?

Miley enlisted fashion big dogs Marc Jacobs

, Jeremy Scott, The Blonds and Bob Mackie to 

each design the outfits for a section of her 

Bangerz shows. And one of them really isn't a

Fan of material on bums, it would seem.

Fun fact: John Kricfalusi, creator of The Ren and

 Stimpy show, designed the artwork and 

animation for the tour.

It's like some really, really kinky conga line. 

 What, this? Oh she's just singing at 'Bill Clinton's' crotch. As you do.

 Anybody reckon Miley might enjoy being overtly sexual on stage? Just a hunch.

And just in case you don't feel like you've had quite enough of an eyeful...